annoying orange annoyed by another orange

finally, the orange gets to be annoyed by other oranges. i know this is an old video but i like it alot. i tend to watch it every now and then(okay, maybe not that often LOL) when im bored. XD

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im uhh, back?

i have good news! *drumrolls for about 3 minutes* ... and i am back to blogging. :D isnt that great? o.O i think not. LOL but its the semester break and i am friggin bored at home so yeah, i'll be blogging to kill time. :)

still, ive been neglecting my blog for two main reasons, which the first one with me being too busy with school stuffs(projects, assignments, always in school/no time for blog, etc etc) and the second reason is because im plain lazy. besides, there's arent much stuff for me to blog about also. not to mention that my english is downgrading! OMG i know i know, its like a super sad thing. i dont want it to happen but it just do. i hardly speak english anymore. its chinese everywhere. sad daoooooo. i want to go for english lessons! :( :(

anyways, *sound of the wind(woooooosh)* i dont have anything to blog about lo actually. but i'll still be blogging for the sake of blogging, trying to earn some money and also to kill boredom. i think my upcoming posts will be about super boring or uninteresting stuff about me and my not-so-amazing life. D:

so until my next post, TOODLES! :P

sad sad.

i attended my cousin's wedding dinner a few nights ago at boulevard restaurant. it wasnt anything special and it didnt feel like a family wedding at all cause idk, we're not very close anymore? but this wedding did interest me a tiny little bit. why? because this was not my cousin's first but his second wedding instead. yeah, this dude was getting married the second time. his previous wedding failed because (i think la cause i never know the real reason behind it) of the too early marriage as his ex-wife gave birth to my nephew when she was just fourteen. that time, he was about uh twenty? O_O sorry but i seriously do not know his age. anyways, back to the point. as far as i know, his ex-wife is now 25 and my nephew is 11(primary 5). and from what i heard, my nephew never really got a good childhood. he lives with his grandparents (my aunt and uncle) and the mum would visit him sometimes when she is free. as for the father, i have no friggin idea of his whereabouts and what he does.

but whats even more interesting about the wedding night was this. there were a few tv's showing the slideshow of pictures of the bride and bridegroom taken in the studio. from the pictures, it can be concluded(LOL) that the bride is a chubby lady. well, the bridegroom isnt thin himself. he somehow grew fatter over the years. and and here is the interesting part. halfway through, the MC announced the arrival of the two VIPs. the moment the door opened, the two of them walked in to the dinner hall and straight up to the stage(or was it to their seats. either one cause i dont remember. HAHA) and then i noticed that the bride was a little more than just chubby. i wanted to ask my mum but she was too busy talking to my other aunts who were sitting with us. =.= so the dinner went on with food and karaoke sessions. and while eating, i overheard my aunt telling my mum that the bride was six months pregnant. WTF?! no wonder she was looking so *ahem*. apuuuu i mean like, again? if this is first time, i'll keep quiet. but the second time? wth, im speechless yet i still want to talk about it. gosh

and another thing, that lady, my cousin-in-law. she looks kinda really familiar and at first, she gave me the feeling that she was a nice person and all. but after listening to the "stories" going around the table between my aunts, it seemed that the lady didnt want my nephew to be at the wedding dinner. my goodness. give him a break la. hes just a kid, a mere 11-year-old. even attending his father's wedding is also wrong? come on, doesnt she at least have a heart or something? it was heartbreaking for me to know about this. felt going over to my nephew and give him this huge motherly-sisterly-auntily(o.O) hug. i feel soooooo sorry for the poor child. hes still so young and innocent. she cant just do this to him. i know she's his wife and all but please la, at least give the boy some freedom. and then i heard that he left after the fourth dish? omg and i did notice that when the bride and bridegroom came in, the boy used both hands to cover his face. they said he was afraid of being seen at the dinner? OMG sooooooo sad la. poor boy, he shouldnt be treated this way. :( if its possible, i'd hope to get the chance to be his mummy for a day. i'll bring him out to play and buy him food and what not(s). its gonna be fun to have a son seven years younger than me. HAHA.



p/s: all of the above was written based on my opinion and views only as i do not know the entire story. i just write what i think and how i feel about this topic. if it is too sensitive, then sorry, please exit this blog ASAP. LOL

ooh la la

here are some cheesy chat up lines or in a nice way, flirts, to entertain you guys :)


1)I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of Heaven.
2)Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
3)So here I am. What were your other two wishes?
4)Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position
5)Come live in my heart, and pay no rent
6)What's a sexy woman like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
7)Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
8)Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
9)Greetings and salivations
10)There must be a light switch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!
11)Do you have a map? Cause I just got lost in your eyes.
12)I think I lost my phone number... Can I borrow yours?
13)Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
14)Excuse me, do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
15)Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
16)Are you tired? Cause you've been running through my mind all day
17)Did it hurt When you fell from Heaven?
18)I hope you know CPR, cause you take my breath away!
19)There aren't enough O's in the world "smooth" to describe how smooth you are.
20)You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.


wtf? these things make me laugh. i mean, some are just plain hilarious. so to the girls out there, what do you think about these flirts? good enough to get your attention? and to the guys, anything better than these? ;)

this morning i realized the reason why most of the times im being sad or down is because im incapable of doing anything right.. i mean, im always either doing things wrong or just not doing it right. i hate how my life is falling to pieces because of this. i hate how im always so lost. seriously, all my life, i dont think i have done anything right at all. in school, i screw my studies and grades. at home, i mess up the entire family. my social life, my everything.


in short, my life = disaster.